Why???

"Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing." (granfury) 12/28/2015 at 00:27 • Filed to: None

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Between the wheels and the rather plebeian engine conversion, this just seems like a bit of a waste. Couldn’t they have just done a slab-sided body kit on a Caprice and call it a day?

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 12/28/2015 at 00:31

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Just when I thought the Lagonda couldn’t get any worse...

TheHondaBro > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 12/28/2015 at 00:36

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Oh no.

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 12/28/2015 at 00:42

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You buy a Lagonda for the weirdness of it all - bespoke V8, funky digital dash and tires with sidewalls taller than most children. I wonder if this clown yanked out the unreliable digital dash and put a set of chromed Stewart Warners in there as well.

Might as well Donk it out...

wiffleballtony > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 12/28/2015 at 00:57

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That doesn’t look like Kansas.

Matthew Keyser > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 12/28/2015 at 01:11

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Everything is wrong. Everything. The wheels, the body, the engine, the price. Christ.

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > wiffleballtony 12/28/2015 at 01:23

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The ad does mention CARB certification, so I’m guessing that picture was taken somewhere in SoCal. I wouldn’t be surprised if the house is one of those that is totally out of character with the neighborhood, like somebody came into a lot of money and built an expensive custom house in the same shitty neighborhood they grew up in, surrounded by slums and trailers.

I had a co-worker that was looking at a place somewhere out near Riverside or Corona or Moreno Valley, and not in a great area. But it was a nice house, dirt cheap, and had a helicopter landing pad. Probably a good place to park a bro-dozer or mid-90s F-body.

DancesWithRotors - Driving Insightfully > wiffleballtony 12/28/2015 at 01:34

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It does have Kansas dealer plates, though... And it’s the kind of thing I could see happening in KCK.

DancesWithRotors - Driving Insightfully > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 12/28/2015 at 01:35

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Looks like Chevy gauges from the pictures. So still terrible.

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > DancesWithRotors - Driving Insightfully 12/28/2015 at 01:39

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Yuck. I didn’t look at any of the other pics as I was already offended by the exterior, but curiosity dragged me back there. Awful - what a waste of a once-interesting car. I guess it’s now ready for the church parking lot car show circuit.